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Lightningstar39

I wish the game tierzoo was based off of is actually real and not just a metaphor for nature.

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Lightningstar39

I wish autists inherited the earth.

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Lightningstar39

You can goon so hard you can ejaculate faster than the speed of sound.

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Lightningstar39

New kitten I got a while ago

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Lightningstar39

I wish i could travel to any alternate timeline i wanted with the snap of my fingers.

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Lightningstar39

I wish I could make every annoying person I see complaining about something stupid on Reddit perished tomorrow

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Lightningstar39

Whenever you put on clothes you instantly become extremely slippery, as if your whole body was covered in grease at all times accept your completely dry.

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Lightningstar39

Drinking 1000 bottles of Soylent will allow you to shoot one tiny spark from your finger.

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Lightningstar39

You can make yourself gain a pound without eating every day

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Lightningstar39

You can transform any part of your body into whatever material you want so long as it smells bad

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Lightningstar39

Slamming your balls on the ground/on whatever’s in front of you gives you a momentum boost, similar to Mario 64

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Lightningstar39

You gain stronger psionic powers the more brainrot videos you watch.

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Lightningstar39

You can transform into whoever you want by sniffing any chair they sat in

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Lightningstar39

Your speed increases by a factor of 10 the less hygienic you are and your strength increases by a factor of 5 the more messy you’re room is and by a factor of 3 the longer you don’t clean it.

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Lightningstar39

[inv] it can only be a superpower from r/shittysuperpowers

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Lightningstar39

I wish Wesley Willis was still alive.

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Lightningstar39

I wish all reverse monkeys paw subs were still active.

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Lightningstar39

Has anyone else tried this?

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Lightningstar39

I wish humans evolved poison glands that only other humans were immune to

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I’ll try this out whatever

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Lightningstar39

I have no idea what the deal with this is lmao. lmk if its already been posted

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I wish humans were sentient, sapient plants and not animals

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Lightningstar39

What is this picture of a cicada/fly doing on the side of r/askreddit?

Do you know what it is? No, we don't either. Maybe someone does?

Lightningstar39

Health inspectors, what’s the most disgusting restaurant you’ve ever inspected?

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I wish it was 60 degrees Fahrenheit (15 Celsius) outside all the time every day.

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